Things I'd Rather My Mother Not Be

A polar bear, with an attitude
Sumo wrestle
Faker
Desperate
Gaudy
Mauve
Sad
Overly cheerful
Immortal
Pagant winner
Authoritarition
Neo nazi
Dumb
Polymigamist
Up to date with today’s fashions
Online
Connected
Smart, or clever, or crafty, or pesty nothing invasive
Understanding
Passive aggressive
A werewolfe
Big foot
Blurry
Dazed and Confused
Invested
Poor
Needy
Healthy
My age
My aunt/sister/cousin
A blogger
barren
Disappointed
A man