Wednesday, October 1, 2008

good quotes from Wizard People we can remember off hand (a work in progress)

"after many a wine out of nowhere spell..."
"before realizing that harry is a boy, and probably his hair is real..."
"without it's usual gravy lube"
"it is a play! a tragic comedy! the lament of roast beefy a weefy! the porkums family is hit palpably with shame..."
"the oldest wizard in the books! he walks with dignity, despite his age and attire"
"a sad display"
"and was drunk every day before noon"
"BLAM!BLAM!BLAM! at the door"
"A wall of a man!"
"With the oil of olivier"
""Hello haggar, hello haggar, HELLO hagar!"
"I've got harry freaking potter with me and were doin some shoppin!"
"complex upon complex!"
"the wretched harmony!"
"Wobblecolumns"
"clever turnips"
and then i got tired of this list (and that was pretty much all the good ones any way)

Things I Don't want to get lost in

Your Eyes
Pan's Labyrinth
Brambles
head-high stinging nettles
an undersea cave system
any place that is doomed
interstellar space
your intestines
the past
an ant hill
this moment
translation

NOT!*

* in reference to previous post. always read our entries backwards.

cum
rotten milk
hair
puppies
sweat
(any bodily excretion really, except my own spit. no lougies)
insects
arachnids
hay
leeches
old sneakers

Things I Want to Swim Through

water
cottage cheese
overcooked ramen noodles
glitter
chocolate (melted)
canned peaches (without the can)
champagne
milk shake (extra frothy)
skittles
rose petals
down
paper money
sugar
extra fine flour
cous cous
tapioca pudding
toothpaste (not Tom's)