vacant passtimes

list making
hair twirling
eating
thumb twiddling
drinking
leg shaking
jittering
smoking
tooth picking
crying
staring things down
fabricating
blinking
playing I Spy with myself
playing with myself
reinacting Verizon Wireless commercials
scaring children
staring vacantly
playing lotto
calculating odds
pen clicking
doodling
spitting
lip biting
nail biting
playing air guitar/piano etc.
teeth chomping
chewing gum
chewing tabacco
setting up security cameras
booby trapping
photobooth picture taking
procrastinating
diggin myself in deeper
being absent minded
Space Cadette!
unplugging things

Places bears shouldn't be

My pants
wearing my clothes
taxedermy office
the back on an ice cream truck
the kiddie pool
pushing the swing
the mcdonald's play zone
(the tunnel especially)
stalking you
gunning you down
behind the door
prison (russian prisons in particular)
a concrete jungle
An open field filled with bear hunters
a chicken coop
your dog house
your house
air ducts
aquaducts
in line for the taqueria bar
in line for the portapotty
the portapotty
space ships
the middle of the ocean (near the shore is fine)
Surf/Skate shops
the indy-500
The movie Fly Away Home (wrong ideas...)
schemeing
Gramar school
finishing school
At your swim test
At the gynecologist
At a Jack in the box

Lists we've tried that don't work out well

Things that make you emotional
countries of the world
species of ducks (too short) (never enough ducks...)
dog names
uses for lama hair
uses for pumpkin seeds
holiday traditions
family disorders
the roots of all evil
bad habits
vices
virtues
lies
truths
absolute truths
names of shakespeare plays
brands (that was terrible...)
shapes (resulted in drawings...no. words. in-bloggable)
themed sequences (inspired by andrew)
our inspirations
how to not be a ho (we just dont know)
monosyllabic words (boring)
things that bore me (snore) (haha double meaning)
things with double meanings
times it is/is not appropriate to use airquotes
our failures--(this list was the only one on it)
people who wear glasses
turns of phrase
ways you could die
how to commit the perfect crime (is this even a list? i'd say more of a scheme really...)
ways to elaborate your sentences
things that need embelishment
things that need to be 'disapeared'
types of hand bags
designers
tv shows (all in history. ever. alphabatized and chronologicated)
words we've made up in the list making process
uses for toilet paper that AREN'T obvious
scientific names of wildflowers
things you can sit on
things that are squashable
vegetables
fruits
fruit/vegetable obscurities