Things that increase your popularity

Dispensing money
Dispensing random treats
Dispensing alcohol
Chugging capabilities
Wit
Dead on impressions
Leadership
Pie baking skills
Constant knowledge of weather forecast
Always having scissors
Being the only on your hall with shot glasses
Growing fresh produce
Being able to assist in case of emergency
Knowing all the words
Following the Roommates Guide....
Notoriousness
Make people forget their woes
Comedic Timing
story telling skills (like those of a Shaman)
Familiarity with local slang/jargon
Always dressed for the occasion

Native American roots

Reasons people travel

Escape nagging wives
Follow sports
Groupie
Collect shot glasses
How many starbucks can YOU go to?
Family crises
Art collection
See famous zoos (really just San Diego Zoo)
Adopting other peoples culture
Learn new vocabulary
Picking up chicks
Tax benefits
Get in on the foreign shoe action
Break into the music scene
Find true love
Escape true love
Escape oppression
Skip bail
Avoid prosecution (or execution)
See the Eskimos (or other things on verge of extinction)
Nomadic tendencies
Get jetlagged
escape
They just like airports

Awkward things to do in an intimate moment

Regurgitate
Demand seranation
Light up a cig
Set up a video camera
Pull out a whip
Pull out SNM paraphanalia (at least ten items)
Make sure they have the requisite amount of Flair (at least 14 pieces)
Expose your penis
Pull out a microscope

Things about Ewan McGregor

This list is courtesy of our good friend smashed-Mac

Handsome
Charming
Kindly
Arizona
Moulin Rouge
Fairy Like

--Mac Pogue (1989-present)

Things the make you clever

List abilities
Scheming
Beguiling
(bejeweling, bewildering,)
Sly
Craftiness
Being McGiver-esque
Tripple checking
Good aim
Punctuality
Being smartly dressed
Always have a quip ready and waiting
See the future
(be the future)
furniture arranging abilities
secrets
algebra
finageling
hiding abilities

Places that should sell souvenirs

Your bed
Your moms house
The washing machine
The men’s bathroom
A Fishery
Wide Open Spaces
Mother Nature
Home Depot
Good Will
Orphanages
Jails
The Military
Retirement homes
The hospital (your health)
3rd world countries
the streets
Your dealers house