Things that increase your popularity

Dispensing money
Dispensing random treats
Dispensing alcohol
Chugging capabilities
Wit
Dead on impressions
Leadership
Pie baking skills
Constant knowledge of weather forecast
Always having scissors
Being the only on your hall with shot glasses
Growing fresh produce
Being able to assist in case of emergency
Knowing all the words
Following the Roommates Guide....
Notoriousness
Make people forget their woes
Comedic Timing
story telling skills (like those of a Shaman)
Familiarity with local slang/jargon
Always dressed for the occasion

Native American roots