Lists we've tried that don't work out well

Things that make you emotional
countries of the world
species of ducks (too short) (never enough ducks...)
dog names
uses for lama hair
uses for pumpkin seeds
holiday traditions
family disorders
the roots of all evil
bad habits
vices
virtues
lies
truths
absolute truths
names of shakespeare plays
brands (that was terrible...)
shapes (resulted in drawings...no. words. in-bloggable)
themed sequences (inspired by andrew)
our inspirations
how to not be a ho (we just dont know)
monosyllabic words (boring)
things that bore me (snore) (haha double meaning)
things with double meanings
times it is/is not appropriate to use airquotes
our failures--(this list was the only one on it)
people who wear glasses
turns of phrase
ways you could die
how to commit the perfect crime (is this even a list? i'd say more of a scheme really...)
ways to elaborate your sentences
things that need embelishment
things that need to be 'disapeared'
types of hand bags
designers
tv shows (all in history. ever. alphabatized and chronologicated)
words we've made up in the list making process
uses for toilet paper that AREN'T obvious
scientific names of wildflowers
things you can sit on
things that are squashable
vegetables
fruits
fruit/vegetable obscurities