Places bears shouldn't be

My pants
wearing my clothes
taxedermy office
the back on an ice cream truck
the kiddie pool
pushing the swing
the mcdonald's play zone
(the tunnel especially)
stalking you
gunning you down
behind the door
prison (russian prisons in particular)
a concrete jungle
An open field filled with bear hunters
a chicken coop
your dog house
your house
air ducts
aquaducts
in line for the taqueria bar
in line for the portapotty
the portapotty
space ships
the middle of the ocean (near the shore is fine)
Surf/Skate shops
the indy-500
The movie Fly Away Home (wrong ideas...)
schemeing
Gramar school
finishing school
At your swim test
At the gynecologist
At a Jack in the box