Things you Regret

My birth
Last night
Being lonely
Channel surfing
Mono
Facebooking
Learning to read
Presipiring
Tattoos
Embarrassing moments
My family
My period
The early 90s
4th grade
and 7th grade
when things come to an end
comments
purchases
this list
bringing back bad memories
frosting
eating
day time tv
that I’m not flava flav
the iron giant
rush hour 3
the polar express movie
swimming in polluted waters
mutations
My genes
Social class
Country music
Rachel Ray
Not being a wizard
Not being really hot
Not living in wonderland
Not drinking last night
My dancing
D30s kitchen
Retardation
My children
Taking chemistry
College football
Organized sports
Unruly fans (fucking ruining it for everyone!)
Competition
Confessions
Dihabilition
Sexual relations
Bush
Cheney
Republicans
Grey hound races
Whale hunting
Extinctions
Global warming
Cars
Fertizler
Horse races
School dances
Prom
Dinner parties with parents friends
Murder
Death
Destruction
Buildings toppling over
Earthquakes
Fault lines
Tornados
Hurricane warnings in Orgeon
Fires
Forest fires
The power of my intellect
Not buying that sweater in denmark
Never having been to denmark
Clocks that display the wrong time
Toms toothpaste
Bring your daughter to work day
Arrested development being canceled
Pollutions
My singleness
Snack (and bite) sized options
Spoorks
My ignorance
The way I walk
Bimbos
My high school
Squirrels
Anna Nicole Smith
Stereotypes
The demise of Michael Jackson
Needing to sleep
Star trek fanatics
Braces
The bowl hair cut
Bangs
Missed opportunities
Religion
Authority
Creepers
Terrorists
Commercial jingles that get stuck in your head