tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81388595437849950052011-12-14T01:54:49.442-08:00lists! Associations!Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.comBlogger401100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-57669729193585574222010-01-31T21:25:00.001-08:002010-01-31T21:25:42.406-08:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-5766972919358557422?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-9634673527664643172010-01-31T21:17:00.000-08:002010-01-31T21:27:54.654-08:00Heath Ledger<br />Bernie Mac<br />Aaliyah<br />The B.I.G.<br />Tupac<br />Kurt Cobain<br />James Dean<br />Selena<br />Otis Redding<br />Anne Frank<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-963467352766464317?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-70832700682240421272010-01-31T21:12:00.000-08:002010-01-31T21:17:41.599-08:00street sharks--fuck ya<br />doug funny<br />rocko's modern life<br />angry beavers<br />dexter's lab<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-7083270068224042127?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-7172670626743508622008-12-01T12:32:00.000-08:002008-12-01T12:35:22.367-08:00keys<br />teeth<br />hair<br />your mind<br />virginity<br />hamsters<br />homework<br />games<br />money<br />time<br />weight<br />friends<br />face<br />respect<br />faith<br />your footing<br />respect<br />inhibitions<br />interest...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-717267062674350862?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-70422970938692074152008-10-01T22:16:00.000-07:002008-10-01T22:39:04.867-07:00"after many a wine out of nowhere spell..."<br />"before realizing that harry is a boy, and probably his hair is real..."<br />"without it's usual gravy lube"<br />"it is a play! a tragic comedy! the lament of roast beefy a weefy! the porkums family is hit palpably with shame..."<br />"the oldest wizard in the books! he walks with dignity, despite his age and attire"<br />"a sad display"<br />"and was drunk every day before noon"<br />"BLAM!BLAM!BLAM! at the door"<br />"A wall of a man!"<br />"With the oil of olivier"<br />""Hello haggar, hello haggar, HELLO hagar!"<br />"I've got harry freaking potter with me and were doin some shoppin!"<br />"complex upon complex!"<br />"the wretched harmony!"<br />"Wobblecolumns"<br />"clever turnips"<br />and then i got tired of this list (and that was pretty much all the good ones any way)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-7042297093869207415?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-90636145668178468012008-10-01T22:13:00.001-07:002008-10-01T22:16:47.487-07:00Your Eyes<br />Pan's Labyrinth<br />Brambles<br />head-high stinging nettles<br />an undersea cave system<br />any place that is doomed<br />interstellar space<br />your intestines<br />the past<br />an ant hill<br />this moment<br />translation<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-9063614566817846801?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-12969783788698438682008-10-01T22:03:00.000-07:002008-10-01T22:13:04.301-07:00* in reference to previous post. always read our entries backwards.<br /><br />cum<br />rotten milk<br />hair<br />puppies<br />sweat<br />(any bodily excretion really, except my own spit. no lougies) <br />insects<br />arachnids<br />hay<br />leeches<br />old sneakers<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-1296978378869843868?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-57834343156793726682008-10-01T22:00:00.000-07:002008-10-01T22:03:28.194-07:00water<br />cottage cheese<br />overcooked ramen noodles<br />glitter<br />chocolate (melted)<br />canned peaches (without the can)<br />champagne<br />milk shake (extra frothy)<br />skittles<br />rose petals<br />down<br />paper money<br />sugar<br />extra fine flour<br />cous cous<br />tapioca pudding<br />toothpaste (not Tom's)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-5783434315679372668?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-81672843936002054912008-03-13T15:33:00.001-07:002008-03-13T15:39:44.496-07:00list making<br />hair twirling<br />eating<br />thumb twiddling<br />drinking<br />leg shaking<br />jittering<br />smoking<br />tooth picking<br />crying<br />staring things down<br />fabricating<br />blinking<br />playing I Spy with myself<br />playing with myself<br />reinacting Verizon Wireless commercials<br />scaring children<br />staring vacantly<br />playing lotto<br />calculating odds<br />pen clicking<br />doodling<br />spitting<br />lip biting<br />nail biting<br />playing air guitar/piano etc.<br />teeth chomping<br />chewing gum<br />chewing tabacco<br />setting up security cameras<br />booby trapping<br />photobooth picture taking<br />procrastinating<br />diggin myself in deeper<br />being absent minded<br />Space Cadette!<br />unplugging things<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-8167284393600205491?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>S.Jacksonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10756340503580555224noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-77791600732735939182008-03-13T15:19:00.000-07:002008-03-13T15:25:56.535-07:00My pants<br />wearing my clothes<br />taxedermy office<br />the back on an ice cream truck<br />the kiddie pool<br />pushing the swing<br />the mcdonald's play zone<br />(the tunnel especially)<br />stalking you<br />gunning you down<br />behind the door<br />prison (russian prisons in particular)<br />a concrete jungle<br />An open field filled with bear hunters<br />a chicken coop<br />your dog house<br />your house<br />air ducts<br />aquaducts<br />in line for the taqueria bar<br />in line for the portapotty<br />the portapotty<br />space ships<br />the middle of the ocean (near the shore is fine)<br />Surf/Skate shops<br />the indy-500<br />The movie Fly Away Home (wrong ideas...)<br />schemeing<br />Gramar school<br />finishing school<br />At your swim test<br />At the gynecologist<br />At a Jack in the box<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-7779160073273593918?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>S.Jacksonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10756340503580555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-65923496181761616242008-03-13T15:12:00.000-07:002008-03-13T15:33:08.331-07:00Things that make you emotional<br />countries of the world<br />species of ducks (too short) (never enough ducks...)<br />dog names<br />uses for lama hair<br />uses for pumpkin seeds<br />holiday traditions<br />family disorders<br />the roots of all evil<br />bad habits<br />vices<br />virtues<br />lies<br />truths<br />absolute truths<br />names of shakespeare plays<br />brands (that was terrible...)<br />shapes (resulted in drawings...no. words. in-bloggable)<br />themed sequences (inspired by andrew)<br />our inspirations<br />how to not be a ho (we just dont know)<br />monosyllabic words (boring)<br />things that bore me (snore) (haha double meaning)<br />things with double meanings<br />times it is/is not appropriate to use airquotes<br />our failures--(this list was the only one on it)<br />people who wear glasses<br />turns of phrase<br />ways you could die<br />how to commit the perfect crime (is this even a list? i'd say more of a scheme really...)<br />ways to elaborate your sentences<br />things that need embelishment<br />things that need to be 'disapeared'<br />types of hand bags<br />designers<br />tv shows (all in history. ever. alphabatized and chronologicated)<br />words we've made up in the list making process<br />uses for toilet paper that AREN'T obvious<br />scientific names of wildflowers<br />things you can sit on<br />things that are squashable<br />vegetables<br />fruits<br />fruit/vegetable obscurities<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-6592349618176161624?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>S.Jacksonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10756340503580555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-57699142101002629452008-02-24T23:25:00.002-08:002008-02-24T23:32:55.368-08:00Dispensing money<br />Dispensing random treats<br />Dispensing alcohol<br />Chugging capabilities<br />Wit<br />Dead on impressions<br />Leadership<br />Pie baking skills<br />Constant knowledge of weather forecast<br />Always having scissors<br />Being the only on your hall with shot glasses<br />Growing fresh produce<br />Being able to assist in case of emergency<br />Knowing all the words<br />Following the Roommates Guide....<br />Notoriousness<br />Make people forget their woes<br />Comedic Timing<br />story telling skills (like those of a Shaman)<br />Familiarity with local slang/jargon<br />Always dressed for the occasion<br /><br />Native American roots<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-5769914210100262945?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>S.Jacksonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10756340503580555224noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-48224479587001805502008-02-24T23:25:00.001-08:002008-02-24T23:25:46.132-08:00Escape nagging wives<br />Follow sports<br />Groupie<br />Collect shot glasses<br />How many starbucks can YOU go to?<br />Family crises<br />Art collection<br />See famous zoos (really just San Diego Zoo)<br />Adopting other peoples culture<br />Learn new vocabulary<br />Picking up chicks<br />Tax benefits<br />Get in on the foreign shoe action<br />Break into the music scene<br />Find true love<br />Escape true love<br />Escape oppression<br />Skip bail<br />Avoid prosecution (or execution)<br />See the Eskimos (or other things on verge of extinction)<br />Nomadic tendencies<br />Get jetlagged<br />escape<br />They just like airports<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-4822447958700180550?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>S.Jacksonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10756340503580555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-7377241337800383792008-02-24T23:24:00.001-08:002008-03-28T17:42:28.156-07:00Regurgitate<br />Demand seranation<br />Light up a cig<br />Set up a video camera<br />Pull out a whip<br />Pull out SNM paraphanalia (at least ten items)<br />Make sure they have the requisite amount of Flair (at least 14 pieces)<br />Expose your penis<br />Pull out a microscope<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-737724133780038379?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>S.Jacksonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10756340503580555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-9103221531127010382008-02-24T23:23:00.001-08:002008-02-24T23:24:19.815-08:00This list is courtesy of our good friend smashed-Mac<br /><br />Handsome<br />Charming<br />Kindly<br />Arizona<br />Moulin Rouge<br />Fairy Like<br /><br />--Mac Pogue (1989-present)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-910322153112701038?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>S.Jacksonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10756340503580555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-66288677693340330742008-02-24T23:22:00.000-08:002008-02-24T23:23:06.103-08:00List abilities<br />Scheming<br />Beguiling<br />(bejeweling, bewildering,)<br />Sly<br />Craftiness<br />Being McGiver-esque<br />Tripple checking<br />Good aim<br />Punctuality<br />Being smartly dressed<br />Always have a quip ready and waiting<br />See the future<br />(be the future)<br />furniture arranging abilities<br />secrets<br />algebra<br />finageling<br />hiding abilities<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-6628867769334033074?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>S.Jacksonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10756340503580555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-87634504635620748712008-02-24T23:18:00.000-08:002008-02-24T23:21:56.376-08:00Your bed<br />Your moms house<br />The washing machine<br />The men’s bathroom<br />A Fishery<br />Wide Open Spaces<br />Mother Nature<br />Home Depot<br />Good Will<br />Orphanages<br />Jails<br />The Military<br />Retirement homes<br />The hospital (your health)<br />3rd world countries<br />the streets<br />Your dealers house<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-8763450463562074871?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>S.Jacksonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10756340503580555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-22495585577153251602008-01-11T09:40:00.000-08:002008-01-11T09:53:13.685-08:00banana, pajamas, stairs, incline, heights in general, topography, elevation, elevating things, elevators, gators, crocs, mocs, moccasins, Indians, Cherokee, cherry, cherry pie, mini cherry pie, pie holes, pot holes, man holes, man whores, whores, oars, tore, shores, course, of course, nauticnorse, norse, norse gods, narwhal, unicorns, horns, French horns, French, French kissing, French fries, fruit flies, BANANA!<br /><br />Flip flops, slippers, slip n slide, slipping in general, water tunnels, slippery surfaces, friction, tops of buildings, dropping things, projectile motion, emotions, oceans, fish, salmon, blue heron, heroine, heroin, shooting, basketball, Shack!, Big things in general, big sarah! Relative size! Relative motion, relativity, relatives, inlaws, outlaws, the law, lawless, breathless, sawless, knife less, chainsawless, unarmed, too many arms, octopus, octopie, PIE!, Nuclei!, Nicoli!, Number two, two much information, information overload, FBI, REI, north face, south face, south paws, paws, pausing and playing, repeat and shuffle, deck of cards, deck, outdoor deck, indoor deck, deck furniture, plastic over wicker, wicker, quicker liquor, kicker, kick her, kiss her, miss her, call her beep her if you wanna reach her!, Bad Disney, colorful things, exuberance, Lindsay lohan, issues, rehab, complex upon complex, never heard the words you are fine from a doctor, complexity, complection, hygene, showers, shower shoes, flip flops.<br /><br />Victories, triumph, sieges, seizures, convulsing, convulsing in general, spasms foam rabies, baby squirrels, squirreling away, banking, baking, caking, wake and baking, waking, wake boarding, being bored, board games, game, big games, small games, travel sized games, magnet games, bite sized games, imaginary games, solitary games, solitaire, Voltaire, voltage, wattage, age in general, asian general, mao, cow, mad cow disease, disease in general, birdflue, hockerlike bird waste, feathers, leathers, tethers, tether ball, tension, awkward sciences, awkward silences, silencers, silent nights, Christmas, chanukka, theme music, show tunes, tunes, loony toons, loonies, boonies, boondocks, docks, not decks, ducks, daffy duck, daft punk, daft, suave, bachelor, an ideal husband, hope, pope, mope, dope, dopey, grumpy, lumpy, lumps, spoiled milk, warm milk, kittens, mittens, stealthy as a kitten in mittens, snow fortresses, snowball fights, smother, defeats, VICTORY<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-2249558557715325160?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>S.Jacksonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10756340503580555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-693259975087546412008-01-11T09:35:00.000-08:002008-01-11T09:40:29.654-08:00small woodland creatures were struck by the genius of this association game and fell over, dead, within seconds. for this reason, we decided to put a premature stop to this particular game, for fear of sending the entire state of oregon into extinction.<br /><br />Fires, fire alarms, fake alarms, alarms, alarming, alarming things, being alarming<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-69325997508754641?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>S.Jacksonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10756340503580555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-26409061938097878212007-12-18T17:34:00.001-08:002007-12-30T09:15:18.450-08:00balloons<br />plastic baggies with rubber bands<br />wool skin<br />super glue<br />dryer sheets<br />cheese paper<br />wax paper<br />altered rubber gloves<br />tights<br />panty hose<br />hosiery in general<br />pulling out<br />praying<br />denial<br />saying I love you<br />pig skins<br />being the first time<br />play dough<br />silly putty<br />saliva/drool<br />a thug life style<br />knowing him<br />leaves<br />genuine feelings<br />being sterile (?)<br />the party streamers<br />Ziploc bags<br />Wash cloths<br />Paper napkins<br />Punctured condoms (obviously)<br />Used condoms<br />Plaster<br />Stucco<br />Sheets<br />Underwear<br />Tinsel<br />Wrapping paper and ribbons<br />Soda cap<br />Anything metallic<br />Or pointy<br />Ice cream cone<br />Chalk<br />Butter<br />Ice Cream<br />Jelly<br />Jam<br />Any Spread really<br />spermacidal lube<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-2640906193809787821?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-8360073414457424632007-12-18T17:18:00.001-08:002007-12-18T17:18:55.205-08:00My mouth<br />The swimming pool<br />Backyards<br />The amazon<br />Your brain<br />Your womb<br />Bodies<br />Graves<br />Or coffins<br />Sneakers<br />Cream filled donuts<br />Boobs<br />It should never be cum<br />the last water bottle in the desert<br />ice caps<br />the space shuttle<br />my sink<br />my drain<br />my windpipe<br />my fish tank<br />my cover up<br />my tube of toothpaste<br />the ice skating rink<br />the slip and slide<br />your canal project<br />aqueducts<br />beaver damns<br />sewage treatment facilities<br />coffee mugs<br />things I’ve paid for<br />my wallet<br />my veins<br />the streets of Venice<br />my aquaphor (also, semiprecious)<br />the grand canyon<br />ski slopes<br />my bag of cocaine<br />my gas tank<br />a wicker basket<br />a gerbil ball<br />animal burrows<br />nature<br />hammocks<br />a topiary<br />sieves<br />funnels<br />sifters<br />thermometers<br />water slides<br />parachutes<br />wet suits<br />submersibles<br />baby bottle<br />light fixtures<br />your fireplace<br />grandma’s house<br />the bag of marshmallows<br />mail<br />the beach<br />the ocean<br />the molten core of the earth<br />the sun<br />the atmosphere<br />the stratosphere<br />the heavens<br />my ass<br />bags of sand<br />open wounds<br />open mouths<br />open holes<br />closed holes<br />the milk carton<br />your pint of ice cream<br />your waterbed<br />your beer ball<br />your inhaler<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-836007341445742463?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-87916706718307723052007-12-18T16:52:00.000-08:002007-12-18T16:55:24.970-08:00ooples<br />Apple, Granny Smith Apples, Johnny Apple seed, apple trees, apple tart, apple pie, american pie 2 and 3, apple jacks, bobbing for apples, computer apples, candied apples, caramel apples, APPalachians mt range, apple strudel, apple sauce, apple juice, macintosh apples, the big yellow apples-golden?, juicy apples, parasite ridden apples, rotten apples, apples on sticks, apples that have been cooked into pastries, apples in cereals, apple slices, apple squares, ripe apples, juicy apples, sour apples, bruised apples, apple cores, APPL-cots, apples to apples, poisoned apples, snowwhites apple, apple a day keeps the doctor away, apple seeds, apples cider, hot apple cider, heated apples, baked apples, bushels of apples, apple of my eye, peanutbutter and apples, juggling apples, pink lady apples, apple pickers, the apples in stereo, apple X, apple slicers, apple stems, wormy apples, diced apples, apple slices, apple and apricot salad, apple peel<br /><br /><br />boononos<br />Banana, banana pudding, banana bread, banana cream pie, banana smoothies, banana in pajamas, banana splits, bananas and monkeys, banana peels, banana boat, crème bruelle (bananas on fire), peanut butter and banana sandwich, banana pancakes, frozen bananas, ten cents gets you nuts, chocolate covered bananas, green bananas, yellow bananas, red bananas, where the fuck you get that banana at?!, imported bananas, Brazilian bananas, go bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s, Come mister tally man tally me banana daylight come and me wan' go home, banana muffins, banana by products, bananas value in the world market, banana protection foundations, banana themed clothing, banana underwear, banana costumes, bananas as mascots, 99 bananas, banana telephone, play it bitch, consumed bananas, chaicka banana, banana venders, banana stands, the banana plant, banana clusters, banana leaves, seedless fruit, monkeys eating bananas, banana chips, ben and jerry’s chunky monkey ice cream, bananas for potassium, bananas and blow-the ween song, ripe bananas, how banana size varies, banana slug, banana hammock, banana booths, banana propaganda, banana stickers<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-8791670671830772305?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-74174048878853464272007-12-18T16:41:00.000-08:002007-12-18T16:46:10.871-08:00Strip club<br />Soccer practice<br />Grocery store<br />Keeping the pantry properly stocked<br />Being stocky<br />Trying to fit in with the guys<br />Watching world poker<br />Therapy<br />Suppressing emotions<br />Rereading Jane Austin novels<br />Playing sudoku <br />Attempting the crosswords<br />Failing<br />Having your hair dyed (so no longer grey)<br />Becoming your mother<br />Snipping<br />Pruning<br />Nagging<br />Bragging<br />driving mini van<br />school bumper stickers<br />Being the authoritarian<br />Be the girl scout troop leader<br />Running errands<br />Redecorating<br />Childproofing<br />Hiding the weed from the kids<br />Locking up the booze basement<br />Lying<br />Never letting your kids believe in Santa<br />Performing household chores<br />AKA, laundry, bedside manner, cleaning, scrubbing, fabricating, bathing etc<br />Chip and Dale show (I’m premiering)<br />Slaving away in … (kitchen, garden, car repair, interior designs magazine , etc.)<br />Being pregnant<br />Rearing<br />Mounting (picture frames)<br />Paying bills<br />Balancing the Check Book<br />Ordering dinner<br />Tipping too much for delivery<br />Forgetting the call the babysitter<br />Being a home body<br />Spying on neighbors<br />Cleaning the litter box<br />Dog walking, in hopes sparking conversation with fellow dog lovers<br />Watching law and order<br />Loving Bob Barker<br />Netflix<br />Checking my g-mail account<br />Logging out<br />Doing kids homework<br />Babying<br />Playing favorites<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-7417404887885346427?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-85782317011610594942007-12-18T16:14:00.000-08:002007-12-18T16:18:44.855-08:00Baby Jesus!<br />Jesus God!<br />Kentucky Fried Werewolves!<br />God Bless America!<br />Everything is AOK!<br />Son of a Triscuit!!!<br />Pagan God<br />By the Hammer of Zeus!<br />And Thor’s Thunder!<br />Lord of the Fan!<br />Underwater Respiration!<br />Latent Plagiarism!<br />Hunt for Red October!<br />To Kill a Mockingbird!<br />The Holy Bible!<br />By the Power of the Lorax…<br />Oh, Beowulf!<br />You Two Faced Son of A Jackal!!<br />SIMBAAAAA!<br />By the jaw line of Johnny Depp<br />For the Love of the Bon!<br />For the Sake of All Things Holy!<br />Oprah Winfrey!<br />Architectural Wonders of the World!<br />To Infinity, And Beyond!<br />KELLY CLARKSON<br />spell check!<br />Nantucket!<br />Nectar Juice of Buddah!<br />Oh, by the papal ordinance!<br />CAMPO!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-8578231701161059494?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-38283974245506759952007-12-18T14:38:00.000-08:002007-12-18T14:40:45.611-08:00<span style="font-style:italic;">The kids are very good
<br />Santa visits<br />
Santa is very hungry
<br />And eats my cookies
<br />My milk is empty
<br />And Santa kicks me with his shoes
<br />I am sad
<br />And put Santa in a cage</span><br /> - Chris Mcleod (1988-present)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-3828397424550675995?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-61524182796143161652007-12-18T14:37:00.000-08:002007-12-18T16:13:42.688-08:00Computer games that are made for windows 95<br />Donkey Kong<br />Heaven's Gates<br />the sweet sweat of victory<br />the family jewels<br />fruit stands<br />pumpkin patches<br />toys of childhood laments<br />recyclables<br />mothers milk<br />really good cheese<br />wine sipping <br />houses constructed of food<br />Scar Gel<br />trapeze artists<br />needless doings<br />Road signs<br />Tiger’s eye<br />Eye of the Tiger<br />Rosita Stone<br />The Bible<br />Chewbaaca<br />sentiments<br />Bananas<br />Juicy highlights<br />Realistic wigs<br />Good habits<br />beanie babies<br />pull up diapers<br />being a big kid<br />adolescence<br />smokers cough<br />I will survive by cake<br />Pastries<br />Knowing all the words<br />Mac Pogue<br />Head phones<br />Ear plugs<br />Things that block out mac’s voice<br />Your body<br />My clamtrap<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-6152418279614316165?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-586979892489288542007-12-18T14:36:00.003-08:002007-12-18T14:37:36.141-08:00Cock<br />Video games<br />NOT a woman<br />Day time TV<br />Rap lyrics<br />The media<br />Doctors orders<br />Infomercials<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-58697989248928854?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-50269132776206536502007-12-18T14:36:00.002-08:002007-12-18T14:42:23.867-08:00A polar bear, with an attitude<br />Sumo wrestle<br />Faker<br />Desperate<br />Gaudy<br />Mauve<br />Sad<br />Overly cheerful<br />Immortal<br />Pagant winner<br />Authoritarition<br />Neo nazi<br />Dumb<br />Polymigamist<br />Up to date with today’s fashions<br />Online<br />Connected<br />Smart, or clever, or crafty, or pesty nothing invasive<br />Understanding<br />Passive aggressive<br />A werewolfe<br />Big foot<br />Blurry<br />Dazed and Confused<br />Invested<br />Poor<br />Needy<br />Healthy<br />My age<br />My aunt/sister/cousin<br />A blogger<br />barren<br />Disappointed<br />A man<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-5026913277620653650?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-80308156274846059032007-12-18T14:36:00.001-08:002007-12-18T14:36:46.508-08:00Thinking<br />Not having a buddy when walking around campus<br />Gambling<br />Letting myself love<br />Shopping<br />Driving<br />Flying<br />Skydiving<br />Showers<br />Going to the doctor<br />Dog handaling<br />Man handeling<br />Being man handeled<br />Cooking<br />Using the stove<br />Microwaving<br />Sword fighting<br />Swimming<br />Climbing up to the top bunk<br />Hooking up on the top bunk<br />Playing cards<br />Being emo<br />Horse back Riding<br />Walking in other peoples shoes<br />Sponge bathing<br />Going down to the ravine<br />Drinking<br />Taking flaming shots<br />Drinking absenca<br />Drunk dials/wall posts/ AIM<br />Leaving my room<br />Breeding<br />Learning a new language<br />begging<br />painting HOMO things in my room<br />Road Tripping<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-8030815627484605903?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-10219727249713626322007-12-18T14:35:00.001-08:002007-12-18T14:35:54.220-08:00Eagles<br />Monkees<br />Beatles<br />Animal Collective<br />Adam and the Ants<br />Andrew Bird<br />Mountain Goats<br />The AquaBATS<br />Artic Monkeys<br />Living Things<br />Snoop Dogg<br />Band of Horses<br />Wolf Parade<br />Wolfmother<br />The Bird and the Bee<br />Birdman<br />Howlin Wolf<br />They Might Be Giants<br />Bloodhound Gang<br />Blue Oyster Cult<br />Counting Crows<br />Crazy Frogs<br />Dinosaur Jr<br />The Animals<br />Flock of Seagulls<br />T-Rex<br />Jamie Foxx<br />Stray Cats<br />Patrick Wolf<br />Steppenwolf<br />Leftover Salmon<br />Sparkle Horse<br />Moose on Mars<br />Scorpions<br />Loose Fur<br />Susie and the Bangies<br />Sheryl Crow<br />Modest Mouse<br />The Cardinals<br />The O’Jays<br />The Robins<br />Party Cats<br />Reel Big Fish<br />Phish<br />Pet Shop Boys<br />Porcupine Tree<br />Pussy Cat Dolls<br />Three Dog Night<br />The Mouskateers<br />Psychadelic Furs<br />The Pixies<br />Seal<br />Echo And The Bunnymen<br />Pedro and the Lion<br />Panda Bear<br />Whitesnake<br />The White Buffalo<br />Patty Griffin<br />The Iguanas<br />Deerhoof<br />Gorillaz<br />Doves<br />Doctor Dog<br />The Unicorns<br />Grizzly Bear<br />Minus the Bear<br />Hootie and the Blowfish<br />Eels<br />Super Furry Animals<br />Danger Mouse<br />Cat Stevens<br />Cat Power<br />Reindeer Selection<br />Caribou<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-1021972724971362632?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-67224325397986842752007-12-18T14:23:00.002-08:002007-12-18T14:24:17.275-08:00My birth<br />Last night<br />Being lonely<br />Channel surfing<br />Mono<br />Facebooking<br />Learning to read<br />Presipiring<br />Tattoos<br />Embarrassing moments<br />My family<br />My period<br />The early 90s<br />4th grade<br />and 7th grade<br />when things come to an end<br />comments<br />purchases<br />this list<br />bringing back bad memories<br />frosting<br />eating<br />day time tv<br />that I’m not flava flav<br />the iron giant<br />rush hour 3<br />the polar express movie<br />swimming in polluted waters<br />mutations<br />My genes<br />Social class<br />Country music<br />Rachel Ray<br />Not being a wizard<br />Not being really hot<br />Not living in wonderland<br />Not drinking last night<br />My dancing<br />D30s kitchen<br />Retardation<br />My children<br />Taking chemistry<br />College football<br />Organized sports<br />Unruly fans (fucking ruining it for everyone!)<br />Competition<br />Confessions<br />Dihabilition <br />Sexual relations<br />Bush<br />Cheney<br />Republicans<br />Grey hound races<br />Whale hunting<br />Extinctions<br />Global warming<br />Cars<br />Fertizler<br />Horse races<br />School dances<br />Prom<br />Dinner parties with parents friends<br />Murder<br />Death<br />Destruction<br />Buildings toppling over<br />Earthquakes<br />Fault lines<br />Tornados<br />Hurricane warnings in Orgeon<br />Fires<br />Forest fires<br />The power of my intellect<br />Not buying that sweater in denmark<br />Never having been to denmark<br />Clocks that display the wrong time<br />Toms toothpaste<br />Bring your daughter to work day<br />Arrested development being canceled<br />Pollutions<br />My singleness<br />Snack (and bite) sized options<br />Spoorks<br />My ignorance<br />The way I walk<br />Bimbos<br />My high school<br />Squirrels<br />Anna Nicole Smith<br />Stereotypes<br />The demise of Michael Jackson<br />Needing to sleep<br />Star trek fanatics<br />Braces<br />The bowl hair cut<br />Bangs<br />Missed opportunities<br />Religion<br />Authority<br />Creepers<br />Terrorists<br />Commercial jingles that get stuck in your head<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-6722432539798684275?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-16750687218209446122007-12-18T14:23:00.001-08:002007-12-18T14:23:43.462-08:00Go to the opera<br />Play kings corners<br />Admire decks of cards<br />Stay in the Christmas tree shop from opening to closing<br />Be out of date<br />Touch wrinkles<br />Talk about local affairs<br />Not swear<br />Drive too fast<br />Drive behind the bus<br />Watch homeward bound<br />investigate maternal matters<br />learn about your geneology<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-1675068721820944612?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-63488114907168043962007-12-18T14:21:00.000-08:002007-12-18T14:22:57.263-08:00Fish<br />My chest<br />Bad movies<br />Flip flops<br />Falling pancakes<br />Flap jacks<br />my grades<br />the economy<br />flaccid penises<br />disks (floppy)<br />bellys<br />trampoline jumps<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-6348811490716804396?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-10654635520174167472007-12-18T14:17:00.001-08:002007-12-18T14:20:55.314-08:00A punching bag<br />Alcholism<br />Mono<br />Board games<br />Little siblings<br />Diseases<br />Video games<br />Nails<br />The competition<br />Races<br />Marathons<br />Cancer<br />Obesity<br />Blindness<br />Ex boyfriends<br />Current boyfriends<br />Crime<br />Poverty<br />Iraqis<br />Acne<br />The man<br />Desperation<br />Extinction<br />Cookie dough<br />Meat<br />Animals<br />Sudden urges<br />Cravings<br />Chocolate addictions<br />Drug addictions<br />Law suit<br />The system<br />drums<br />clay<br />art teachers<br />your nalgene<br />the shrine of the golden monkey<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-1065463552017416747?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-47134565004660740242007-12-10T08:54:00.001-08:002007-12-10T09:03:24.333-08:00Top Ramen (not beef liver flavored...mac.)<div>Doughnuts (preferably maple)</div><div>More pasta from the Bon</div><div>Kaserkraaner</div><div>Snowcones</div><div>Heirloom tomatoes</div><div>Americone Dream (thank you, Steven Colbert)</div><div>Bacon</div><div>Homecooked food</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>on a side note, or side list rather...</div><div>Things I Should Be Doing Instead of This List:</div><div>putting on warm clothes</div><div>getting ready for class in general</div><div>finishing my essay</div><div>sleeping</div><div>eating</div><div>cleaning</div><div>doing laundry</div><div>chores in general</div><div>Getting a Life</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-4713456500466074024?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>S.Jacksonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10756340503580555224noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-90276192779148743702007-12-05T10:45:00.001-08:002007-12-05T10:46:24.608-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: LucidaGrande; font-size: 15px; ">dynamic, explosive, interracial couples, personal longing, participation, being accepted, being subtle, being outlandish, being an oxymoron, interglacial relations, polar ice caps, beer caps, night caps, big caps, big bottles, jugs, varying volumes of water, distribution &amp; measurement, apartheid, water pots, water<span>  </span>jugs, suckling, baby bottles, mugs, mug shots, low blows, wind, whistles, teapots, jobs, things that blow, blow holes, sink holes, depression, double meanings, sexual interpretations, implicit meanings, getting side tracked, being tracked, violating court orders, ordering take out, taking orders, taking names, taking the hand of one you love, quick disposals, things that can only be used once, paper dishes, condoms, bullets, my heart, q-tips, advise, getting guidance, giving guidance, misleading, misunderstanding, disentanglements, mistletoe, mistakes, outtakes, out bursts, out of order signs, outfitters, the great outdoors, the aussy out back, packing backpacks, packing lunch, packing bowls, packing heat, packing in general, stocking stuffers, oversized clothing, proportions,<span>  </span>spills, leaks, down pours,<span>  </span>downing in general, malt liquor, AA,<span>  </span>batteries, things made for mans convience, Taco Bell, animals that talk, vegetables that talk, arguments with your eggplant, imagining a hard boiled egg morphing and sprouting roots and pedals, oddities, odd balls, taboo, separation, isolation, mutation, morphation, growth in general, comparing baby pictures with funeral pictures, cribs with coffins, robbing the cradle, couples, couple therapy, couple dynamics, group dynamics</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-9027619277914874370?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-72472657419731607872007-12-04T22:39:00.000-08:002007-12-04T22:42:55.407-08:00Round numbers, round, plumpness, ripe fruits, fruit of the loom, American apparel, underwear, under here, prepositions in general, preppy things, argyle, gargoyles, good Disney shows, Disney in general, mermaids, maids, Thumbelina, thumbs, opposable thumbs, opposable toes, dispensable toes, dispensing machines, rest stops, truck stops, gas stops, booze stops, potty stops, stop signs, road trips, road signs, signs, sign language, detours, tours, tourists, fanny packs, sunblock, SPF awareness, global warning awareness, breast cancer awareness, blind people awareness, anorexic awareness, std awareness, teen pregnancy awareness, awareness in general, wareness, weenies, elbow, round things, round numbers!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-7247265741973160787?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-59719046550415710392007-12-04T21:35:00.000-08:002007-12-04T21:39:43.862-08:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-5971904655041571039?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-39984358623917183262007-12-04T20:35:00.000-08:002007-12-04T21:32:56.791-08:001. DON'T SHARE<br />2. Unscrew roommates lightbulbs<br />3. Stay sober<br />4. Make newcomers feel unwelcome and uncomfortable<br />5. No clothes are to be worn after lights out<br />6. Lights out is all the time (no bulbs)<br />7. Puke in trash cans and plastic bags<br />8. Store in fridge (be sure the label)<br />9. Only use codenames in conversation<br />10. Slowly move into the bathroom<br />11. Refuse to accept the laws of gravity, try and disprove them at any opportunity<br />12. Live like the laws of physics don't apply to you<br />13. Good manners are always secondary to your cause<br />14. Turn everything into a race<br />15. run in place...new workout routine!<br />16. Deny what is obviously and indisputably true<br />17. Don't fraternize. ever. or loiter.<br />18. Overcome stairways<br />19. Punch windows<br />20. Manhandle doors (and toilets)<br />21. Be surprised that you're wet after showering<br />22. Burn popcorn and turn on hair straighteners to mask undesirable odors (namely weed)<br />23. Constructively critique<br />24. Construct<br />25. View world through kaleidoscope eyes<br />26. Feign a child's air<br />27. Decline to offer help or sympathy<br />28. Revert to infancy<br />29. (see 12/13) Crawl upside down on people<br />30. Always be giving tours<br />31. Live your life like its "Your Life, ON ICE!"<br />32. Refer to Wizard People for all of life's questions<br />33. Question authority<br />34. Be a milkshake of all great conquerors past<br />35. Reject rejection<br />36. Commit 110%. or half heartedly (or half assed)<br />37. Randomly check peoples pulse claiming you were unsure of their vitals<br />38. Provide chapter names for various parts of your day<br />39. If its your party, you can cry if you want to<br />40. Always be prepared for combat<br />41. Listen to mother nature<br />42. Knock on Heaven's Door. Then Run Away. Ding Dong Ditch<br />43. Be fashionably late<br />44. Only drink alone, never with company<br />45. Scream audibly when enlightenment is obtained<br />46. Gulp nervously when appropriate<br />47. Have weird inflections in your voice<br />48. Make people prove it<br />49. Become a bureaucrat<br />50. Never suck!<br /><br />*take a breather. you deserve it*<br />do you like butter tarts? ok. moving on!<br /><br />51. Administer quiz before any interaction<br />52. Talk about yourself as if you were a wild beast<br />53. Routinely become a wild beast<br />54. Collect hair, fuzz, fluff, other future nest/blanket material<br />55. Kick back cold ones<br />56. Fixate.<br />57. Reinvent the internet<br />58. Reminisce. Immediately!<br />59. Don't burn your popcorn, burn weed! but NOT trashcans<br />60. Scavenge<br />61. Become a bottom feeder<br />62. Organize playdates<br />63. Tire quickly of others<br />64. Go home early<br />65. Succumb to the placebo effect seemingly unknowingly<br />66. Release primal yelps<br />67. Hoot<br />68. Toot your own horn, and a select few others<br />69. Claw at someone when in disagreement<br />70. Wink knowingly at passersby<br />71. Love candy, eat candy, hoard candy<br />72. And we're back to number one! (don't share!)<br />73. Give awkward, uncalled for hugs/affection<br />74. Pensivate<br />75. Slip made up words into conversation, then claim foreign roots.<br />76. Freak out<br />77. Have composure<br />78. Snort. cocaine.<br />79. Store time in your hands<br />80. Comply with long lists!!! (esp. this one)<br />81. Don't stop (there were songs involved here, but they don't translate well to the internet)<br />82. Make sense<br />83. Mess up, slip up, catch up, re up<br />84. Dance to your own music<br />85. Follow your body's natural beat<br />86. rhythminize<br />87. Gesticulate<br />88. Use spell check.<br />89. Give credit where credit is not due<br />90. Always finish your beer<br />91. Decorate seasonally<br />92. Drink openly, Lust openly<br />93. Shit privately (clutch)<br />94. Laugh hysterically<br />95. Be hysteric<br />96. Review for coherence and validity<br />97. Always have background music ON<br />98. Provide your own theme music<br />99. Disorient<br />100. Reenact birth to break up daily monotony<br />101. Create creative song to aid memory<br />102. (not lactate)<br />103. Assure people of validity of statements to the point of annoyance or abandonment<br />104. Apply makeup generously<br />105. Paint yourself (blue)<br />106. Ty to camouflage into backdrops<br />107. Avoid eye contact<br />108. Finish after you're ahead<br />109. Claim ignorance to mask real ignorance<br />110. Carry props<br />111. Don't chip teeth, chip in for beer<br />112. Avoid sin-->gravitate towards Jesus<br />113. Never have downtime<br />114. Show no emotion, or weakness<br />115. Be ready for everything<br />116. Master<br />117. Indulge yourself with games and liquor<br />118. Have a stockpile of Mac&Cheese<br />119. Twist truth to meet your own needs<br />120. Abuse US Postal Service<br />121. Always stay on point<br />122. Master horse skillz and sex skillz<br />123. Remember that your point is the only one that matters (act accordingly)<br />124. After hooking up, ask for tips<br />125. Steal<br />126. Apologize profusely for things out of your control<br />127. Mimick to gain peers acceptance<br />128. Pose/have a distinct strut<br />129. Glow. Set yourself ablaze<br />130. Set limitations. Break them<br />131. Strive for perpendicularity<br />132. Don't celebrate half birthdays<br />133. Don't act on desperation<br />134. Realize that if you pee like a puppy, you can't run with the big dogs<br />135. Seek out puppies, pet, love, pour affection on them<br />136. Sun bathe<br />137. Express yourself through song<br />138. Use humor as a shield<br />139. Mull over mistakes<br />140. Have a healthy appetite, not just for food (knowledge, attention, success...etc.)<br />141. Recite poetry<br />142. Keep your eyes on the prize<br />143. You are the prize<br />144. Carry a mirror around with you at all times<br />145. Dress appropriately<br />146. Don't have a learning curve<br />147. Never feel pain<br />148. Repeat yourself<br />149. Become allies with trickery<br />150. Avenge.<br /><br />*phew!*<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-3998435862391718326?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8138859543784995005.post-53406368231730275232007-12-04T19:19:00.000-08:002007-12-04T20:33:33.011-08:00oodles and oodles of lists!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8138859543784995005-5340636823173027523?l=theblogoutofnowherespell.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Godhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09625773981764461814noreply@blogger.com0